Report: Cereal Selection at Grandparents’ Home Really Sucks Ass
SYLVANIA, SK – Local grandparents and the known respective patriarch and matriarch of the Lutz family, John and Marie, are widely considered throughout the Sylvania area as generous, hospitable, and hard-working people. They are respected members of the communities due to how much they donate their wealth and time back into the town that they
Local Man Celebrates 4/20 As If He Doesn’t Smoke Weed Every Tuesday
DAVIDSON, SK – Local Sask Highway worker and self-proclaimed stoner, Brock Fielder (25), has announced his plans to get “high as balls” today despite the fact that he does so every Tuesday, and every other day, for that matter. Fielder is just one of many around the world who celebrates 4/20, an unofficial holiday in
After Coaching Minor Hockey For 40 Years, Bernie Lynch is Devasted to Find Out that the ‘Soggy Biscuit’ Ritual Is Just a Myth
The former Regina Pats and Humboldt Broncos coach, Bernie Lynch, is currently under investigation for previous criminal activity involving inappropriate communications actions with minor hockey players. Mr. Lynch only regrets getting caught and that he never got to see the fabled, ‘Soggy Biscuit’ hazing ritual first hand. “You spend close to forty years pursuing a
SK COVID-19 Vaccine Now Available to Gen Xers Who Got Regrettable Tribal Tattoos in the 90s
REGINA, SK – More and more age groups are getting access to the COVID-19 vaccine as they continue to roll-out in the province. Scott Moe has assured everybody that he’s, like, totally ok to drive and that more vaccines will be delivered to a wider population sample. Although the Sask Party is aware of the
‘Well, Well Well… Look Who Came Crawling Back?’ A Letter from Your Winter Coat
You thought you were pretty goddamn smart when you washed me, folded me up, and put me in the closet for what you thought was another year, didn’t you? What did you say while you were doing that, again? Please, remind me. I think it went something like, “Welp, won’t be needing this! Let’s fire
St. Patty’s Day Party Consists of Only Two Guys in Town Who Are in Their Twenties
OGEMA, SK – St. Patrick’s Day is alive and well in the town of Ogema despite the pandemic and the fact that their are only two people in the town taking part in the festivities. The two young men, Jacob Bizewski (23) and Aaron Novac (24), are ensuring that the spirit of the Irish thrives
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