2021 Announces Plans to Swiftly Kick You in the Genitals
REGINA, SK – In a press conference held at the Legislative Building this morning, the newly inaugurated year of 2021 announced its plans to build off of the work of 2020 by adding to all of the heartbreak and tragedy you’ve endured over the course of last year with a swift and unexpected kick to […]
Addiction Counsellor Relieved to Hear that Patient Can Quit Anytime He Wants To
SASKATOON, SK – A huge breath of relief was exhaled today by Sandra Nillson, an addiction counsellor who has been practicing for fifteen years, upon hearing that her newest intake patient is not addicted to various chemicals and high risk behaviors but choses to partake in them daily solely on his own volition. Daryn Giles, […]
Report: Enough Time Has Probably Passed to Throw Away Christmas Gift from Grandma
After consultation from a panel of scientists, psychologists, and consumer behavioral specialists, The Pot Hole News can confirm that enough time has probably passed that you can throw away or donate that lame gift you got from Grandma this Christmas. “Our research suggests that over 30% of household clutter consists of gifts from grandma,” says […]
News in Brief: The Worst Year Ever
The holidays are over and the New Years celebrations have come to a close as people return to regular life and begin 2021. To kick off the New Year, The Pot Hole News has decided look back on the year that many consider to be the worst one in collective memory. Some would go as […]
Reminder: Keep the Christ and Corporate Interests in Christmas
Despite the topsy-turvy year it has been, it’s likely that you will be spending Christmas morning of 2020 under the tree, unwrapping presents, and spending time with your family. While this is a normal, healthy way to spend Christmas Day, The Pot Hole News begs our readership to spend some time alone to reflect on […]
Priest Hopes No One Notices that He’s Been Drinking for Seven Hours Straight Before Christmas Eve Mass
BJORKDALE, SK – Local Catholic priest, Martin Kowalski, is doing his best to keep things under control after arriving to the church for Christmas Eve Mass with what he describes as “a pretty healthy buzz.” According to eye-witnesses, Kowalski’s current state can be explained by the fact that he had been drinking with his siblings, […]
Liberal Weightlifting Competition Ends with All 30 Competitors Lifting 50 Lbs. Together, Having A Good Cry After
SASKATOON, SK – The end of such a chaotic year drew a shadow over on the most prolific annual athletic event in the province. The Pot Hole News, as always, is here to pick up the slack where Global and CBC are too busy pushing COVID-19 fluff pieces and Corner Gas reruns. What the lamestream […]
“I’m Spending Christmas at the Bar. Checkmate, Liberals and My Ex-Wife”
HUMBOLDT, SK – Health and freedom are not mutually exclusive. I am so tired of having my rights taken away from me time after time by Scott Moe and his team of doctors, forcing me to stay inside and wear a mask. To that, I say enough. I will not be silenced any longer and […]
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