SASKATOON, SK – Local City of Saskatoon Parks and Recreation attendant and recently single Patrick McDonald (27) was reported to have spotted his ex-girlfriend
Month: June 2020
PepsiCo® to Replace Aunt Jemima with Kendall Jenner
HARRISON, NY – In light of the recent riots against police brutality towards people of colour in the United States, PepsiCo® has once again bravely
UNIFOR’s Acceptance of Deal Suspiciously Close to CO-OP’s “Summer of Propane” Sales Events
REGINA, SK – A breath of relief echoed throughout the province of Saskatchewan as CO-OP and UNIFOR finally came to an agreement regarding the pension
Local Pervert Has Daily Ritual of Stroking Bovine Nipples and Selling the Milk for Profit
ESTERHAZY, SK – Local farmer and the definition of sadistic derangement, Herbert Litzenberger (68), confirmed the rumours today surrounding the bizarre and unsettling treatment of
DreamWorks Announces #BOSSBABE Movie
LOS ANGELES, CA – DreamWorks Animation has announced the release of a new cinema franchise scheduled for release during the 2021 summer blockbuster season titled
Father Who Has Always Longed to Paint Excited to Get Another Toolset for Father’s Day
SPALDING, SK – Local father, Dwayne Anderson (41), has expressed his unbridled excitement at receiving yet another toolset even though his spirit yearns to express
