SEMANS, SK – Here at The Pot Hole News our mission statement is simple: Saskatchewan’s Realest News Source. We are on the frontlines delivering the Saskatchewan news that matters to Saskatchewanians. We keep the news local, focusing on the hard-hitting journalistic facts that affect the day-to-day lives of our farmers, our teachers, and all of our everyday men and women that wake up every morning and work damn hard to make this province as great as it is. Painters can read our news reports too, we guess.
But today we must speak on the United States election. The United States federal election between Donald Trump and Joe Biden is a massive media storm. It is an unstoppable juggernaut with an insatiable appetite for attention. Frankly, we cannot ignore it anymore and cannot bear the thought of not being a part of the algorithm that brings our page to your deep, beautiful eyes. We should, nay, we must, speak about the United States election.
First and foremost, we are absolutely disgusted by the results of the election. Calling it an ‘election’ at all is a farce, per se. Today is the day that democracy in Modern Rome has truly died. The United States can look forward to four years of complete fascism and the total restriction of free rights and speech for all. We, at The Pot Hole News, are truly saddened by these results and are here for you if you feel the same way. Is Canada next on the chopping block? Has our democracy already died? We do not want to fan the flames of hysteria, but we can safely say that it has died a long time ago. Hold your families tight and your weapons even tighter. Revolution is overdue and it is time to collect.