KELVINGTON, SK – Local gas station attendant and COVID vaccine conspiracy theorist, Richard McKenzie (24), has expressed his concerns that the COVID vaccine will only
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Local Man’s Online Banking Password Ends with ‘69’
PLUNKETT, SK – Local young man, David Jones (21), has been reported to have arguably his most important password, his online banking password, end with
News in Brief: Guy with Lights Off on Halloween Obviously Home
DUCK LAKE, SK – Children and adults of the Duck Lake area have confirmed witness testimonials that, once again, local cheapskate Eric Bechdel (58) has
News in Brief: This Looks Like a Decent Spot to Rock a Piss
KINISTINO, SK – Local sources have confirmed that after driving for two-and-a-half-hours and going through two cups of coffee, a bottle of water, and three
News in Brief: Local Girlfriend Knows How You Look for Things
MARTENSVILLE, SK – Local pharmacy assistant and girlfriend, Jennifer Hoffus (28), can’t say that she’s surprised that you’ve lost something yet again. She bases this
News in Brief: Bicycles a Great Way to Stay in Shape During DUI Charge
REGINA, SK – Officials from the Saskatchewan Health Authority (SHA) have released a statement today to give the Saskatchewan population some tips on how they
